Sunday, September 28, 2008

Stephanie Meyer is boring

Sorry to disappoint all of u twilight fans but i don't see what the big deal is about this book!! The story is nice, like, really nice, but the way the book is written is a little blah.. don't you think so? Edward is hot and strong and all that but Bella is so boring and dull! She needs to liven up a bit! She gets sick half the time and Edward somehow manages to find that appealing.

Other than that, and the boringly straightforward, uninteresting writing style, the book is fine :D! I'm moving on to the 2nd book but my darling sister has just chosen to start reading it (the 2nd book) now, eventho she finished reading the first one eons ago. So I guess I'll only get to read it in half a year or something.

Anyway, holidays have been ok so far. My pharynx, larynx, bronchus, bronchioles and trachea are killing me, I can't even breathe properly and it hurts to eat. Stupid polluted earth air.

My plan for this holiday: Do something productive everyday. EVERY DAY. Yesterday, I read some chemistry stuff on the net (i <3>:)

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

(Found on some really awesome website with helped me overcome my grief)

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.