Saturday, September 6, 2008

EVIL RUZANNA

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Ruzz * says:
R U GONNA DIE?
Ruzz * says:
I SAW THE NEWSPAPER
Ruzz * says:
U WERE ON THE FRONT PAGE
Ruzz * says:
THEY SAID U DIED!
Ruzz * says:
UR LAST WORDS WAS THAT
Ruzz * says:
"DANG I NEVER EVEN HAD A BOYFREN"
Ruzz * says:
HAHAHA I CRIED AT UR FUNERAL
Ruzz * says:
CARYN CAN U FEEL URSELF?
Ruzz * says:
RUN TO THE WALL
Ruzz * says:
AND TELL ME IF U CAN RUN THRU IT
Ruzz * says:
HURRRRYYYYYY!
Ruzz * says:
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN KNOW
Ruzz * says:
OKKKAAYYY!
Ruzz * says:
OHMYYYGGOOODDD!!!!
cαгγи says:
I THINK I FRACTURED MY NOSE
Ruzz * says:
U RAN TO THE WALL?
Ruzz * says:
RUN TO THE WALL AGAIN
cαгγи says:
WHAT FOR
Ruzz * says:
I THINK U WERE OFFICIALLY DEAD
cαгγи says:
I KNOW IM ALIVE
Ruzz * says:
NO U STUPID DEAD PERSON!
Ruzz * says:
IM IN THE HOSPITAL
Ruzz * says:
YOU WERE IN A COMA
cαгγи says:
WHY ARE U IN THE HOSPITAL
Ruzz * says:
TO SEE U U DUMBO!
Ruzz * says:
THEY SWITCHED OFF THE LIFE SUPPORT
Ruzz * says:
U ARE DEAD NOW!

Ruzz * says:
U HAVENT HEARD THE GOOD NEWS
cαгγи says:
I CANT FEEL MYSELF
Ruzz * says:
HIS ASSISTANT TOLD ME HE HAD A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
Ruzz * says:
TO ASK ME TONITE
cαгγи says:
WHO
cαгγи says:
THE DOCTOR?
Ruzz * says:
NO SILLY
Ruzz * says:
UR ROGER
cαгγи says:
IM NOT SILLY
Ruzz * says:
ROGER'S ASSISTANT ASKED ME FOR THE SIZE OF MY MARRIAGE FINGER
Ruzz * says:
OHMYGOD!
cαгγи says:
WHAT
Ruzz * says:
OHMYGOD!
cαгγи says:
THATS RIDICULOUS
Ruzz * says:
YES I TOLD HIM U ARE HAPPY FOR ME!

Ruzz * says:
ME AND HER ARE CRYING
cαгγи says:
FOR WHAT
Ruzz * says:
WE'RE SITTING NEXT TO THE BED!
Ruzz * says:
WITH U ON IT
Ruzz * says:
OH SILLY
cαгγи says:
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Ruzz * says:
BECOS WE'RE VERY UPSET
cαгγи says:
IS MY NOSE INTACT
cαгγи says:
OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOURS NOW
cαгγи says:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
cαгγи says:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HAH AH AHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA
Ruzz * says:
OH DON'T U NOE? UR FACE DIN SURVIVE THE ACCIDENT
Ruzz * says:
IT BURNED
Ruzz * says:
ROGER SAW U AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING
Ruzz * says:
IM SORRY ABOUT THAT

[some parts were cut off because it's not suitable for young viewers]

scribbled by cαryn & clαriαn at around 3:41 PM

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

(Found on some really awesome website with helped me overcome my grief)

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.