I LVOE THE TWILIGHT SERIES

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID IN MY PREVIOUS POST ABOUT STEPHANIE MEYER!! SHE ROX AND I LOVE EDWARD AND BELLA OKKKK

and i learnt how to play beatup the PRO way! hee hee

Stephanie Meyer is boring

Sorry to disappoint all of u twilight fans but i don't see what the big deal is about this book!! The story is nice, like, really nice, but the way the book is written is a little blah.. don't you think so? Edward is hot and strong and all that but Bella is so boring and dull! She needs to liven up a bit! She gets sick half the time and Edward somehow manages to find that appealing.

Other than that, and the boringly straightforward, uninteresting writing style, the book is fine :D! I'm moving on to the 2nd book but my darling sister has just chosen to start reading it (the 2nd book) now, eventho she finished reading the first one eons ago. So I guess I'll only get to read it in half a year or something.

Anyway, holidays have been ok so far. My pharynx, larynx, bronchus, bronchioles and trachea are killing me, I can't even breathe properly and it hurts to eat. Stupid polluted earth air.

My plan for this holiday: Do something productive everyday. EVERY DAY. Yesterday, I read some chemistry stuff on the net (i <3>:)

Graham Greene is so boring

I know u all are probably sick of this already but,

bladderdaphaghacpehoooootiepooffardderplaack! x(

Maths extension was the worst thing that has happened to me this whole year! Maybe even these 2 years! It was bad! Not the omg-i-couldn't-do-2-questions-but-the-rest-of-the-paper-was-ok kind of bad; it's the Dear God Please Let Me Get At Least 10 Marks Out Of 45 Please Please Please kind of bad. I mean, SERIOUSLY, I was dying in there, I felt HELPLESS! And the best part is, I DIDN'T SEE THE LAST QUESTION! The last question was on the very last page, at the back of the paper, and it was worth 10 marks or 8 marks, I don't really care at this point of time, but still! I could have done it! I studied that topic just this morning. I'm depressed.

Ok end of my rant.

On a lighter note, 2 WEEKS OF INTENSE CRAMMING IS OVER! I never thought I'd live to see this day~! English is tomorrow and we have to write 3 essays or something but that's not important because right after that... I AM FREE.

..and! Someone is not flying away! :D :D :D :D :D

..and! I've started to read the stephanie meyer series! I want to see what all the hype is about this supposedly "best book of the decade" (according to Amazon). I'm on page 20 so far, and it's been getting better and better.. So yes, I'm prepearing to get hooked!!!

I LOVE WATER! I LOVE THE COLOUR WHITE !! I LOVE ALL OF U!! OK BYE

-keryn

TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY EVER!

omg omg omg today we had business! It was so much fun!

and then i had chemistry, which was even funner!

clarian had modern history, she said it was so fun she felt sad when she had to leave the exam room!

lol!

today was a fun day!

oh, and i've been having too much fun in the past 5 hours. Yep, I spent 5 hours doing a 2-hour maths extension paper! So fun!

AH ha HA ha HA HA AH aha hhha hhahah aah aha ha ha ha hhhahahahhahahhahah aarghhhhawghhwhhhalskjflskjglksjflskdjflksdjflskgjghhgjd i am going to die

The First Day!

English and Math were JUST horrible ;(

There were.... omg.. sooooooooooooooooooooo many things to write in English and I didn't have enough time! First section was alright... I guess... Just didn't really get the song lyrics =/ But I liked the stamp images! :D
Second section.... which was the creative writing..... my story was a bit ridiculous.... Hope I can just get marks for mentioning about the environment and the climate change.... lol!
Third section... which was about control.... I was a bit surprised cos... didn't expect they would ask for 2 other texts...... But oh well, I managed to do them. =/

MATHHHHH WAS.... THE WORST MATH PAPER I'VE EVER GOT!
First question was okay.... so I was like, wooohooo~ 20 mins in each questions... thats enough. Felt kinda happy actually..... But then..............................................
BOOOOOOOO!! Those super duper hard questions started to come out and I had NO idea how to solve those..... I think i left out 3 questions in blank.......... couldn't even try..... >_<

Oh wells...... should forget.......
.........



......!!!!!!!!!

I'm not taking any exams tmrw~
Good luck, Physics, Visual art, and Legal studies people~~~ :D

-claryn

Dear brain, please don't fail me now.

Exams start in 9 hours! I am so nervous!! I've been biting my nails like crazy! I don't think I can sleep tonight argh argh argh maths i'm so dead help i'm really very scared, like really really really really really scared.. i can't think straight anymore.

is anyone feeling this super sense of doomness?!

I need more time!!

SAVE US!

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE.

-caryn

Helloooo People!

I'm back :D
Yess yesss... I'm backkkkk~ Just before the examsss..... =/

You know what.. I'm very doomed, frustrated, tired, stressed out.... and...
I NEED SOME INSPIRATION TOOOOOO.... :(

More updates are gonna be after exams.... BUTTT!

I brought a thing to give youuu~ The legend of SQUEEKY!!!
It's a bit sad people have forgotten about squeeky.... SO! for the reminder, I brought it with me~

OH. was JUST about to forget to inform something veryyy important.

ca-r-i-i-i-i-innnnn failed HER DRIVING LICENSE by her SIDEMIRROR hitting A VAN!

ouch..... and.... sniff..... She can't take me to One utamaaaa for this upcoming holidays.... :'(

Poor..... clarian...... =[

xD

-claryn~

mid-life crisis

Hi everyone, I am currently going through a bumpy and lumpy point in my life where I'm trying to find myself beneath all these layers of junk and rubbish and half-eaten food. Please don't hate me if I'm a little irritable/ easily-annoyed/ pms-ing/ mood-swinging/ difficult to understand/ just plain dumb. I will try to be as normal as possible although deep inside I am exploding and my liver is bleeding because the kidney stones are jumping to my heart.

Please don't let me kill you.....

:D

dying

ok this studying thing is so not working.

suddenly everything that is usually not fun becomes so interesting, like cleaning my cupboard. I mean, its such a torture to clean my cupboard or to clean anything during the holidays or something but right now, i actually want to do it.... ok this is sad. i've posted twice in an hour. i can't freaking study help help help i'm dying

I DROVE I DROVE I DROVE

TODAY I ACTUALLY DROVE A CAR ON THE ROAD!!!! AN ACTUAL CAR ON THE ROAD!! The driving instructor came and pick me up as usual and he drove to a relatively quiet road in tmn tun and parked at the roadside. Then I got into the driver's seat (!!!) and put on my seatbelt, adjusted the mirrors, seats etc and then.. I GRABBED THE STEERING WHEEL MUAHHAHA. I was so excited I wasn't even listening to his instructions so when he told me to start driving, I hit the accelerator!!! and the car.. died. LOLLL. I forgot I had the handbrake on and I was on free gear, stupid. x( So I tried again, and wooohooo, the car started moving on the road!!! I was driving with other cars on the road!!! I was smiling like a lunatic, and driving like one too!

Ok so my car died like 89 times at the most inappropriate places and when my phone rang I almost crashed into a car and people keep beeping their annoying horns at me just cause I was travelling at 20kph on a busy road, but it was the funnest 2 hours ever!!! I think my driving instructor nearly got a heart attack a few times, but I survived!

I don't think it would be a good idea for me to drive any of you around, unless you want some near-death experiences!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! :D:D:D:D

-carynnnn

EVIL RUZANNA

[MSN]

Ruzz * says:
R U GONNA DIE?
Ruzz * says:
I SAW THE NEWSPAPER
Ruzz * says:
U WERE ON THE FRONT PAGE
Ruzz * says:
THEY SAID U DIED!
Ruzz * says:
UR LAST WORDS WAS THAT
Ruzz * says:
"DANG I NEVER EVEN HAD A BOYFREN"
Ruzz * says:
HAHAHA I CRIED AT UR FUNERAL
Ruzz * says:
CARYN CAN U FEEL URSELF?
Ruzz * says:
RUN TO THE WALL
Ruzz * says:
AND TELL ME IF U CAN RUN THRU IT
Ruzz * says:
HURRRRYYYYYY!
Ruzz * says:
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN KNOW
Ruzz * says:
OKKKAAYYY!
Ruzz * says:
OHMYYYGGOOODDD!!!!
cαгγи says:
I THINK I FRACTURED MY NOSE
Ruzz * says:
U RAN TO THE WALL?
Ruzz * says:
RUN TO THE WALL AGAIN
cαгγи says:
WHAT FOR
Ruzz * says:
I THINK U WERE OFFICIALLY DEAD
cαгγи says:
I KNOW IM ALIVE
Ruzz * says:
NO U STUPID DEAD PERSON!
Ruzz * says:
IM IN THE HOSPITAL
Ruzz * says:
YOU WERE IN A COMA
cαгγи says:
WHY ARE U IN THE HOSPITAL
Ruzz * says:
TO SEE U U DUMBO!
Ruzz * says:
THEY SWITCHED OFF THE LIFE SUPPORT
Ruzz * says:
U ARE DEAD NOW!

Ruzz * says:
U HAVENT HEARD THE GOOD NEWS
cαгγи says:
I CANT FEEL MYSELF
Ruzz * says:
HIS ASSISTANT TOLD ME HE HAD A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
Ruzz * says:
TO ASK ME TONITE
cαгγи says:
WHO
cαгγи says:
THE DOCTOR?
Ruzz * says:
NO SILLY
Ruzz * says:
UR ROGER
cαгγи says:
IM NOT SILLY
Ruzz * says:
ROGER'S ASSISTANT ASKED ME FOR THE SIZE OF MY MARRIAGE FINGER
Ruzz * says:
OHMYGOD!
cαгγи says:
WHAT
Ruzz * says:
OHMYGOD!
cαгγи says:
THATS RIDICULOUS
Ruzz * says:
YES I TOLD HIM U ARE HAPPY FOR ME!

Ruzz * says:
ME AND HER ARE CRYING
cαгγи says:
FOR WHAT
Ruzz * says:
WE'RE SITTING NEXT TO THE BED!
Ruzz * says:
WITH U ON IT
Ruzz * says:
OH SILLY
cαгγи says:
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Ruzz * says:
BECOS WE'RE VERY UPSET
cαгγи says:
IS MY NOSE INTACT
cαгγи says:
OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOURS NOW
cαгγи says:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
cαгγи says:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HAH AH AHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA
Ruzz * says:
OH DON'T U NOE? UR FACE DIN SURVIVE THE ACCIDENT
Ruzz * says:
IT BURNED
Ruzz * says:
ROGER SAW U AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING
Ruzz * says:
IM SORRY ABOUT THAT

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i wrote a poem!!!!!!!!!!

i am eating a bowl of oatmeal
like i do every morning
but today doesn't feel very real
omg what is happening

i made myself a cup of coffee
even though i can't stand it
something is wrong with me
i smiled and swallowed just a bit

i walked across the living room
but suddenly i stopped
i have this strange feeling of doom
something in my head popped

my eyes rolled onto the ground
i bent down to pick them up
my teeth made a chattering sound
and they fell right into my cup

haha i'm finally going nuts
and it's actually kind of fun
i can't keep my brain shut
so my thoughts are going to run

run far away into the sea
where nobody is going to find you
be anything you wanna be
brains are allowed to have fun too

but suddenly i started to think
without a brain i would surely die
my cheeks burned hot pink
i am so stupid oh why why why

i ran after that dumb brain
the clouds stared at me
they decided it was time to rain
rained so heavily i couldn't see

i tripped over something soft and squishy
i fell flat on my toothless face
my empty eye sockets turned sorta mushy
i hate these sort of days

the soft and squishy thing slapped me
before i had time to gather my senses
i was so mad i started to pee
it's one of my best (and only) defences

something closed around my neck
and suddenly i could think again
my brain was finally back!
and with it came a searing pain

i had a mini seizure
new eyeballs started growing
i could also feel new dentures
white as pearls and shiny as bling

when everything was done growing
i did seven cartwheels
today was really something
today was so fantastically real!!