Wednesday, March 26, 2008

no wonder

Hello.

I first VERY want to appreciate to my honourable friend, Caryn Tay who dared to go into my own special bleu waterbottle swimming pool. Acutally, she didn't wanted to. Maybe she wanted to but didn't express. Hmm. I found her having fun with it, so maybe that.

Pinky. Pinky is HE. He is a MAN. a MAN who caryn can't live without. eww. sounds a bit wrong. She should get married with Pinky. But unfortunately, she KILLED Pinky. She drank up all PINKY'S BLOOD! How cruel she is. I felt sad. I felt sorry for Pinky. Because now she got a new MAN called GREENY. GREENY is ugly. Caryn's eyes are on her feet. She doesn't know which MAN WATERBOTTLE is suitable to her. I should choose one for her. Pinky.

During homeroom, she drown me!!!!! Her watterbottle cap was opened but she didn't tell me and i drown. I DROWN. I was all wet. from my head to my feet. so i thought she wanted to drown as well because what she does is, she wanted to start a game that we usually play in homeroom. We pour water on the desk, and blow. and see whose one goes more further. so i drown her. i started to do that. and suddenly, she took out PINKY and drown me. Thanks for that. But i had my swimming pool in Bleu waterbottle. so i used all half of the water to drown her. and then. after we got all wet, we wanted to dry ourselves. so we went to the place in front of the office and gym. It was windy.

I think she likes to be drown. weird. she is weird. and dungu. no wonder zheng yi likes to bully her. no wonder. no wonder why most people like to bully her. no wonder even i want to bully her. poor her. no wonder i feel pity on her. no wonder. no wonder...

-Clarian

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

(Found on some really awesome website with helped me overcome my grief)

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.