Monday, July 7, 2008

Nadal is a freakish alien

No, Federer did not lose.

BUT LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THAT.

Guess what!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A MAID ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!@@!#!$#!$
I can finally have peace and privacy!!! I can also finally enter the world of HOUSEWORK@!
and I'm getting used to it!
Last night at 3.30am, i got sooo distraught watching federer getting pushed around by *$#(@ so i picked up the broom and started to sweep the floor~ HAHAHHA. And this morning, I did the laundry!! and washed the dishes!!! and cleaned my room!! i feel so.. useful. LOLz.

and and and !! I PASSED MY UNDANG!! (for clarian: undang is the theory exam you take before you can learn how to drive)

Getting a driver's license is so ma fan. I had to go for the 5 hour "road safety" course which was soo boring and so utterly irrelevant, and it was held in this dilapitated shack full of scary and smelly people.. Then go for undang which was BORING and torturous cuz they make you wait there for 3 hours before you go into the exam room to take the test which i took 15 min to complete. Then next saturday (my poor darling saturday), I have to go for the 6 hour bengkel. die die die. But after that, the fun part begins. >:) I'll have driving lessons where i can finally handle an actual vehicle. watch outttt!

~caryn

P.S. JOIN MY MOB IN MOB WARS!! I'LL BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU IF YOU DO!

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

(Found on some really awesome website with helped me overcome my grief)

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.