Monday, April 30, 2007

BE HAPPY

Awww CLARIAN DON'T BE SAD!!! You're making me sad too :( Its okay, I'm sure the coins will listen to you.. but if you wanna tell secrets, you gotta tell them to something you'll never see again, like potato chips and cake!! Cause if you tell the wall or the chair, they might tell it to something else like the picture on the wall or the table and soon the whole house will know your sad secret!!! OMG i just realized that i told my table something.. I'm gonna have to destroy my table!!! ha ha!!

Anyway, last night I went pasar malam and I bought plums. I loove plums. And on the way back to the car, I felt water being splashed on me. I thought it was dirty water from the sugarcane stall we were walking past.. ew. But to my horror, I realized that it was raining!!! Not drizzling.. RAINING!! In less than 10 seconds, the rain became a storm and we were all drenched. It was so sudden.. So COOL!! Hahahahaha!!

I ate a plum just now. It looked quite happy. I asked it if it enjoyed life. The plum told me that its happiest moment was when it was plucked off the plum tree and seperated from its horrible family who seemed to be always bumping agaisnt it whenever there was a strong wind. In fact, that is what all plums look forward to - getting away from their families. But the one moment they live for is the moment when a happy little girl comes along to the store they were put in and picks them up with a happy smile on her face. The plums would then know that they have served their purpose as plums and they would leave the world happy and contented.
I stood spellbound as the plum told me the compelling story of its life. I never knew plums had so much to live for.. Now I understand how brave and wonderful plums are. After a brief moment of silence for the plum, I took a huge bite out of it. And that was the end of the plum's happy life. mmmmm..

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

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Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.