Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I love the monotony of life

Why must I go to school tomorrow? What happens if I don't wanna get out of bed tomorrow? What if I decide to just sit back, relax and not do a single piece of work because what's the point of slogging and sweating so hard right when in the end, we all end up.. not alive (dead).. right??

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

But tomorrow, i AM going to wake up, I AM going to school and I AM going to hand in 2 assignments which I spent hours and hours doing. WHY am I doing this?? WHY?!!!

You wanna know why? Because if I don't 1) Wake up tomorrow 2) Go to school 3) hand in my 2 assigments, I will:

1) be murdered by my parents (who will think i'm crazy), my bro and sis (cuz they would have to spend half an hour yelling at me to wake up and after realising that i'm not going to get out of bed, they will be late for school), ms sayner and mr thorpe, my friends (I HOPE) and some random people.

2) feel very guilty

3) lose 20% on both assignments which will lead to low marks which will lead to awful results. No good college or university would want to accept a student with awful results so I guess I will have no education and no job and subsequently, no $$$$$.

4) scare the cleaner woman when she comes. she will pull back the blanket to change the bedsheet and i'll be there smiling like an idiot. Even I would be scared out of my mind.

5) get to skip math extension (yipee) and physics ( yipee yipee) and business and math and eng and chem. (yipeeeeee)

6) don't have to stand under the hot sun playing "soccer"

There seems to be more cons than pros, so I guess I will have to go to school tomorrow.

See ya!

-ker ryn

scribbled by cαryn & clαriαn at around 9:34 PM

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

(Found on some really awesome website with helped me overcome my grief)

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.