Monday, January 14, 2008

DID YOU KNOWWWW

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for …
…Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.


Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.


The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man. "

Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!


PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.


A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

Got that through email. FUNNYYY HAHAHA.
-caryn

scribbled by cαryn & clαriαn at around 1:30 PM

a bunch of blabber about

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hey cheese..cream is here!!! hahahahaha..ohh yea..i wanted you ask you why walt disney is afraid of mice? cos the walt disney logo is mickey..

January 14, 2008 at 5:59 PM

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

(Found on some really awesome website with helped me overcome my grief)

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.