Sunday, April 29, 2007

Talk to cake!

A leaf on the bus floor isn't a living thing!! Its dead, right? But Clarian says that when we pick flowers or leaves, they'll remain fresh for a few hours. So that brown withered leaf on the floor of the bus was alive when she talked to it! Yay Clarian is talking to living things now, she's almost normal!

Anyways, potato chips are so boring- cakes are way cooler! The other day, I whispered to that yummy peach cake (whispered cus I didn't want my parents to know that I've gone mad) and after we became friends, I chucked it into my mouth. ;D Yeah, cakes are fun. And yummy too!

Oh we should take our tables out for walks- they get really bored sitting in the same spot for days and months and years. Thats probably why they make awful conversation. Chairs on the other hand are always being thrown around so they're more interesting than tables. Walls have ears so they're cool too. Clarian thinks coins are nice to talk to but I think they're boring.. and smelly too. And blankets and pillows make good listeners!!

Yeah thats how you talk to furniture! They are definitely worth all your time and energy because they will never let you down/ disappoint you/ kick you.

Haha ha ha haha ha ...

scribbled by cαryn & clαriαn at around 12:03 AM

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How to Cope with the Loss of a Pet Rock

(Found on some really awesome website with helped me overcome my grief)

Losing a loyal friend is always upsetting. Losing a Pet Rock is even worse, because you have spent so much time with them. They have been your constant companion and trusted friend. You could talk to them, and know that they would never tell anyone what you told them in secret. When they die, make sure they are buried someplace with lots of other rocks, so they will not be lonely.
Steps
  1. Bury your rock. If your rock has died, find a nice spot in your garden to bury him. If you have an area which contains a lot of other rocks, bury them there. Mark that spot in some way or another - burying an old spoon with the bit you eat off sticking out of the ground is an ideal gravestone.
  2. Remember your rock. If you have lost your rock, plant a flower in remembrance of them.
  3. Listen to really depressing music. Don't try to cheer yourself up for at least three days. You will drop back down to reality with a thud. Be really miserable. It is respectful to your rock. Slowly cheer up. That way,you won't get sudden pangs of mourning.
  4. Begin again. After at least a fortnight you can get a new rock!!!!!
Tips:
  • Classical music can make you really miserable.
  • Other things that can make you really miserable include homework, thinking about lost items, best friends who have moved away and how you never gave your rock a good life, and so on.